Twelve Days of Christmas Parodies
By Melody Beerbower
On the first day of Christmas
Bad parodies gave to me
A headache that won't leave me be.
On the second day of Christmas
Bad parodies gave to me
Two hours of singing
And a headache that won't leave me be.
On the third day of Christmas
Bad parodies game to me
Three clever lines
Two hours of singing
And a headache that won't leave me be.
On the fourth day of Christmas
Bad parodies gave to me
Four laughing friends
Three clever lines
Two hours of singing
And a headache that won't leave me be.
On the fifth day of Christmas
Bad parodies gave to me
Fiiiiiive ex-tra syllables that make you talk really fast to fit them all in
Four laughing friends
Three clever lines
Too bad it's not done
And a headache that won't leave me be.
On the sixth day of Christmas
Bad parodies gave to me
Six off-tune notes
Fiiiiiive ex-tra syllables that make you talk really fast to fit them all in
Four laughing friends
Three clever lines
Too bad it's not done
And a headache that won't leave me be.
On the seventh day of Christmas
Bad parodies gave to me
Seven amateur writers
Six off-tune notes
Fiiiiiive ex-tra syllables that make you talk really fast to fit them all in
Four laughing friends
Three clever lines
Too bad it's not done
And a headache that won't leave me be.
On the Eighth day of Christmas
Bad parodies gave to me
Eight phrases in awkward timing
Seven amateur writers
Six off-tune notes
Fiiiiiive ex-tra syllables that make you talk really fast to fit them all in
Four laughing friends
Three clever lines
Too bad it's not done
And a headache that won't leave me be.
On the ninth day of Christmas
Bad parodies gave to me
Nine ambiguous numbers
Eight phrases in awkward timing
Seven amateur writers
Six off-tune notes
Fiiiiiive ex-tra syllables that make you talk really fast to fit them all in
Four laughing friends
Three clever lines
Too bad it's not done
And a headache that won't leave me be.
On the tenth day of Christmas
Bad parodies gave to me
Ten missing rhymes
Nine ambiguous numbers
Eight phrases in awkward timing
Seven amateur writers
Six off-tune notes
Fiiiiiive ex-tra syllables that make you talk really fast to fit them all in
Four laughing friends
Three clever lines
Too bad it's not done
And a headache that won't leave me be.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Bad parodies gave to me
Eleven bad recordings
Ten missing rhymes
Nine ambiguous numbers
Eight phrases in awkward timing
Seven amateur writers
Six off-tune notes
Fiiiiiive ex-tra syllables that make you talk really fast to fit them all in
Four laughing friends
Three clever lines
Too bad it's not done
And a headache that won't leave me be.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Bad parodies gave to me
Twelve boring repetitions
Eleven bad recordings
Ten missing rhymes
Nine ambiguous numbers
Eight phrases in awkward timing
Seven amateur writers
Six off-tune notes
Fiiiiiive ex-tra syllables that make you talk really fast to fit them all in
Four laughing friends
Three clever lines
Too bad it's not done
And a headache that won't leave me be.
