Okay, I know. I know. It's not black Friday. That's been over and done with for some weeks now, but I could not resist posting this song I wrote yesterday. I've been wanting to write new words to 'Grandma got Run Over by a Reigndeer' for quite some time now. But until yesterday I have not had any 'inspiration'.
Grandma Got Run Over by a Shopper
By Melody Beerbower, December 20,2011
Grandma got run over by a shopper
Walking through Walmart on Black Friday
You can say there's no better deals than theirs,
But they really ruined my holiday.
She just wanted to buy a mixer,
And I begged her not to go.
But she would not listen to me
And she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When we watched the news the next morning
We saw the scene of the attack.
She had on a dazed expression
As she was rammed into a clothing rack.
Grandma got run over by a shopper
Walking through Walmart on Black Friday
You can say there's no better deals than theirs,
But they really ruined my holiday.
It's not Christmas with grandma
Still in a hospital bed
And we all can't held but wonder
If perhaps when she fell she cracked her head.
Grandma got run over by a shopper
Walking through Walmart on Black Friday
You can say there's no better deals than theirs,
But they really ruined my holiday.
Grandma says she'll be prepared next year
When she shops on Black Friday.
She knows just what to bring with her
A crowbar and a can of peperspray.
Grandma got run over by a shopper
Walking through Walmart on Black Friday
You can say there's no better deals than theirs,
But they really ruined my holiday.
Christmas is 4 days away. Just in case you were wondering.
Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve!
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