She Likes Crazy Names

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Johny Cash: I've Been Everywhere,

She Likes Crazy Names
Words: Melody Beerbower, March 7, 2011
Tune: I've Been Everywhere

Let me tell you a story about my older sister if you please,
She is opinionated and sometimes has a loud sneeze.
She has lots of things planned, and though this world is full of maybes
Someday she wants to grow up and have lots of babies.
"What names for them," you ask, "does she have planned?"
I'll tell you-- she likes the strangest names in this here land!

Chorus:
She likes crazy names, man.
She likes crazy names, man.
Few normal ones like James, man,
Have passed through the flames, man.
At least that's what she claims, man.
She likes crazy names.

She likes:
Sonnet, Juliet,Violet, Penelope,
Charlotte, Scarlet, Bridget, Felicity,
Kinsley, Finley, Hadley, Gabriella,
Oakley, Paisley, Valley, Esmeralda,
Shiloh, Meadow, Willow, Scheherazade,
Narcissa, Nerissa, Carissa, what a tongue twista'!

Chorus

She likes:
Ashton, Charleston, Colton, Amadeus,
Easton, Houston,Weston, Phineas,
Zachary, Timothy, Jeremy, Zachariah,
Mason, Jason, Bronson, Nehemiah,
Sullivan, Benjamin, Solomon, Christopher,
Asher, Cooper, Tucker, good for her!

Chorus

She likes:
Rhonwyn, Jazmyne, Bronwen, Ophelia,
Ceylon, Avalon, Remington, Alethea,
Savannah, Lucretia, Deborah, Katherine,
Waverly, Verity, Penelope, Emmaline,
Monet, Bronte, Adrianna, Tatianna,
Carolina, Dinah, not much finer!

Chorus

She likes:
Corbin, Banan, Declan, Ebenezer,
Edison, Alden, Javan, Penn, and Tucker,
Lexington, Livingston, Justice, Naphtili,
Uzziah, Jeremiah, Hezekiah, Mordecai,
Brett, Emmett, Bennett, Crockett, Calloway,
Conway, Wesley, Ripley, beats me!

Chorus
She likes crazy names, man.
She likes crazy names, man.
Few normal ones like James, man,
Have passed through the flames, man.
At least that's what she claims, man.
She likes crazy names!